the coliseum's empty, the lions beat the christians 8 to 3
and I'm out on my 3-season porch staring face to wicked face with season 3
my confidence is shattered yeah, my nerves are shot, got titanium for knees
like some testironic miss havisham, I'm forced to live my life vicariously

well, people think that I'm aimless
that I should be doing something better with my time
well they just don't understand the rush
on any given tuesday
any given tuesday

the water tower stands just a beacon against that blue, suburban sky
and those soccer moms look so reubenesque
with their cell phones and their folding chairs and thighs
well we got a game plan yeah, yeah and we're gonna, gonna squeak by
and those terrorists will never understand how that kentucky bluegrass can make you feel so ... high

well some people say that I'm just over the hill
that I should organize my tools or just take a chill pill
they just don't understand the simple thrill
on any given tuesday
any given tuesday

as I watch those xerox copies out on the big green making all our dreams come true
I think about america, and how I love her too
'cos we got a plan yeah, well yeah and we're gonna come through
and victory is in our blood and we'll spill it all for freedom, luxury and truth

well people say that I'm over the hill
that I should take up rock tumbling or just take that chill pill
but they just don't understand the simple thrill
on any given tuesday
any given tuesday
any given tuesday
any given tuesday

Rough Fish Music © BMI 1991